Category Archives: Kardashians

Kim and Kanye will officially be KIMYE in May!

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Date swap! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have decided to push up their wedding date. The brunette-again reality star, 33, and Yeezus rapper, 36, initially planned to get hitched in July, but are now pushing their Parisian nuptials up to May.

 

“North will have a large role in the wedding!” The two have been planning “lots of events leading up to the big day” for their guests.

Kardashian and her fiance visited the City of Light several weeks ago, where they toured Versailles after dark, attended a dinner hosted by legendary designer Azzedine Alaia and tended to business. “I’m not telling where or the date, but I think it’s kind of obvious it’s in Paris,” the bride-to-be told Jimmy Kimmel on Jan. 23 of the location.

West, who owns an apartment near the famed Champs-Élysées, has taken a hands-on approach while planning his upcoming wedding to the E! standout. “Kim isn’t totally pumped about a huge wedding,” one insider tells Us of the twice-divorced reality star. “But she’s going along with it.”

 

While the rapper has been actively involved in planning various aspects of the wedding, Kardashian knows what she wants when it comes to wedding wear: “

Kanye Pays Again!

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Kanye West has allegedly reached a settlement with the teen who reportedly hurled racial slurs at Kim Kardashian, and it cost him more than $250,000.

Earlier this month, the rapper reportedlyassaulted a man following a verbal exchange outside a Beverly Hills chiropractor’s office. The individual was allegedly helping Kardashian get past the paparazzi when he hurled racial and homophobic slurs at the photographers. The reality star remarked that it was inappropriate to use such language, to which the 18-year-old reportedly replied, “F–k you, b–ch. Just trying to help you. Shut up n—-r lover, stupid slut” and “I will kill you.”

Kardashian then called West to the medical center, where he allegedly punched the racist teen and left the scene.

I wonder how much his temper has costs him this year? I think he has paid out a lot to many different people!

New Krib For Kourtney

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Keyshawn Johnson has just shed 140 unwanted pounds … because he’s officially moving far away from Justin Bieber … and sadly for her, Kourtney Kardashian is gaining 140 lbs.

Kourtney paid just over $8.4 million for Keyshawn’s 6-bedroom 9-bathroom 11,746 sq. ft. home in The Oaks — located just blocks away from Bieber’s Calabasas compound. The deal will close in less than 2 weeks.

We’re told Keyshawn’s move has nothing to do with Bieber, but we know Keyshawn despises the kid and has had numerous run-ins, the latest of which was a nuclear fight with Justin’s bodyguards outside the singer’s house the night of the egging incident.

As for Kourtney … she’s upgrading — she’s listed her house for $3.5 mil.

New Krib for Kourtney Kardashian bought from Keyshawn.

I Cracked the Case!

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I FINALLY figured out why Kim looked so different on the tonight show. Here is a picture of her on the tonight show and another more recent one. Look at her upper lip.

They Must Get a Family Discount….

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It appears another Kardashian ( Jenner) had a nose job!

Yep, I Would Want that for a Present.

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Tis the season for public giving for Kim Kardashian and company.

Over the past few days, reality TV’s First Family has openly revealed a number of holiday gifts, from these designer items for little North West to this gift from Kim’s Hubby to be.

Now, keeping up with the obnoxious tradition, Kim has published a photo of a gift from Kanye West on Instagram: It’s a hand-painted Hermes purse that features a number of nude women across the front.

Makes perfect sense to us. What else do you get a woman who loves to pose nude herself?

Where are you going to use this? In your walk in closet?

Is Rynoplasty a requirement in Hollywood? I think so!

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Delusional

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Lamar is saying … he believes he could be back on an NBA court by New Year’s Day.  It sounds improbable and maybe even impossible, but he’s convinced he can quickly make a comeback and that’s why he’s training like an animal.

And this is interesting … he wants back on a team not just to play basketball again … he’s worried about his legacy.  He doesn’t want people to remember him as a crackhead … he wants to go out as the 6th man — a basketball star.

 Too Late! When I hear your name I think of Crackhead, Cheater and Poor Khloe!

Alright we get it, they are getting a divorce!

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Is there any other news other than this ” not at all shocking” news?

All over the internet we have…..

See the divorce papers

Khloe to make millions over the divorce

Khloe is dating….

Lamar doesn’t care….

I could go on and on.

OK Khloe and Lamar are getting a divorce. Let’s move on to other more important things like Bruce shaving off his adams apple. What’s going on here? I have a guess……

Finally!

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Khloe Files for Divorce TODAY!!

Khloe Kardashian is filing for divorce from Lamar Odom.

Khloe will be citing irreconcilable differences in her legal docs. The split should be pretty cut and dry — an ironclad prenup which kept all their assets separate … and no kids.

 Lamar’s bizarre freestyle rap video — in which he brags about cheating on Khloe — was the last straw in their crumbling relationship.  Immediately after the video was posted last month, Khloe stopped wearing her wedding ring.

The end was a long time coming … Khloe had expressed dire concerns about the marriage ever since she learned about Lamar’s crack addiction earlier this year, but she forestalled divorce for fear he’d OD or worse.

Lamar and Khloe tied the knot in September 2009.

Enough is Enough! He doesn’t deserve you! You can do better Khloe! I wonder how everyone knows she is filing today….Mama Kris?

Kanye Does it Again!

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Kanye West may not be able to get Andy Warhol to paint a picture of who he considers “the most beautiful woman of all time,” but the rapper’s about to get the next best thing.  He has hired the late Warhol’s cousin, Monica Warhol, to paint a portrait of his fiancée Kim Kardashian.

Warhol spoke about her new commission, and says she thinks her famed cousin would have loved Kardashian.

“She’s famous for nothing,” Warhol said. “Kim is beautiful. She’s so manufactured. She looks like a human Barbie.”

 Fake hair, fake nails, fake eye lashes, botoxed face and fake behavior, yet a women will say she needs a real man!

Kim is eating this up. Hey Kris, maybe if you would have treated her like this, she wouldn’t have divorced you after 72 days!

Nothing Too Good for Us!

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Fit for a queen! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are planning their very own royal wedding of sorts. The famously over-the-top couple have set their sights on France’s famed Palace of Versailles for their much-anticipated nuptials. 

“Kanye has never been married and wants a big [wedding],”  “They are not working with a budget.”

I’m sure it’s going to be the BIGGEST AND THE BEST WEDDING EVER! ( This according to Kanye)

It’s Finally Here! We can all Breath Now!

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Holy crap commercialization of the holiday season, here’s the Kardashian Christmas card.

With dollar signs and gold and Egyptian-like tiaras everywhere, the Kardashians sure didn’t pull any punches with this year’s holiday card. Notably absent are Kanye West and Lamar Odom, and truth be told, good on them. This card is the most horrific, ostentatious display of BLECH that ever could be, and why not? It’s from the Kardashians.

That Old Ugly Rumor is Surfacing Again!

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I am pretty sure it is because of the Holiday weekend and a slow news week, but rumors are swirling around again that Khloe is OJ’s daughter. I always take the opportunity to post this because I think she is OJ’s daughter too! 

Look at the 3 sisters from the same parents. Kim and Kourtney are so petite and look completely different than Khloe. I think Khloe looks like OJ. With everything we now know about Kris, why would that be so shocking?? Remember I have always said it! it will come out one day!

So Sad: Scott Disick’s Mother Has Passed Away

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Scott discussed his family often on Keeping Up with the Kardashians. He implored girlfriend Kourtney to move to New York City so he could be closer to his parents, who live in Eastport, Long Island. Viewers even met Bonnie in an episode of Kourtney and Kim Take New York. A source tells Radar that there was a small funeral service last week, with Scott and Kourtney in attendance but no one else from the Kardashian-Jenner family.

Neither Scott nor Kourtney has commented yet on the death, not even on their very active social-media accounts, though the source says he is “devastated.” Poor Scott. Our hearts are with him at this tough time.

This is a strange story. I will have to put my investigative hat on and look into it.

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