Category Archives: The real me

Final post

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Good Morning Everyone! For some of my loyal  readers I have bad news. For the rest of you…you won’t give a s..t!

I am moving in  a few weeks and I just won’t have the time to keep this up the way it should be! I will not deliver mediocre news and posts! I’d rather deliver none.

Also I am going to try to curb my addiction about the celebrities and their lives! I am removing TMZ from my tool bar!

I want to take this opportunity to thank all of my loyal followers. Besides reporting the news, I was also able to prove to my children that I grew up very Italian, I received a few words of wisdom and a couple of health tips!

I am going to direct all my attention on my husband- He will love that! hahaha

Love you- ALBRMSJJDTC and….J the little italian guy with a speck of Irish!

Good Morning!

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Have a Good day Everyone! Did you enjoy the superbowl? Where is Peyton Manning? Hiding?

I Proved I was Italian!

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Whewww….Good Morning! I have finally proved to my Children that I am 100% Italian!

Have a nice day Goombodies!

My Darn Kids…..

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 I am Italian! By now everyone knows that. My adult kids read my blog and will text me and say things like ” I don’t remember having sauce 3 times a week.” or “I never saw plastic on Nana’s furniture.” Look at that face in this picture. That is an Italian face!

 Below is a letter to my children….

Dear Children,

Your Mother is 100% Italian. I do not THINK I am Italian, I am Italian. The reason you don’t remember some of these things I write in my blog is because they are memories of  my childhood and guess what? You weren’t there. I  really was a kid ya know.

We, meaning my mother, grandmother, brothers and sister, had sauce 3 times a week.  Not We, my kids and I.

When I was 10, I vividly remember my mother having plastic on her formal living room furniture!  She took it off when we had company. Again, I am pretty sure you weren’t there.

My mother only bought Italian bread. Yes, you kids had other bread. If you read by blog correctly, you will see that when I was 18, I was introduced to other breads so you children had other breads when you were little. Not me, I only had Italian. I also only had Italian cookies. Not you kids….you enjoyed all kinds of cookies, but I only had Italian. We were also very Religious in my house and that I did carry onto my life with you kids so you can’t dispute that.

Haha, I think it is so funny that you think I was born 20 years old and everything I write is after you guys were born. I had a life before you and that is what I am writing about. Pay attention, you can learn some interesting things about how “I grew up Italian!”

Love you guys! LBR

Yes! It’s Saturday!

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It has been a rough week! It is so cold and I am so tired! I am so happy it is Saturday! Have a great weekend!

Don’t forget about ” MY Celebrity Friends” They have a lot going on today!

Good Morning!

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It’s going to be a great day! Let’s see what the Biebs is up to……

I leave you for the night with this little story…

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I was watching the Lifetime movie ” Flowers in the Attic” when I saw a commercial for  a new version of “Lizzie Borden Took an Ax” I turned to my husband and said ” Oh this is great, these are all my favorite childhood movies I watched over and over again. I wonder if they are going to remake “Who killed baby Jane?” Her Sister pushed her down the stairs when she was in a wheelchair.”

My husband said’ “You watched THESE movies when you were a child? Most other children were watching Disney movies. This explains A LOT!”

I had to think about it for a minute, but he is right! I watched all these crazy movies when I was a child. Mildred Pierce was one of my Favorites too! I was very young. Now I wonder….

Good Morning!

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I am so excited about the news for today!  You won’t want to miss any of it! Have a good day!

Happy Days!

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Good Morning Everyone! Today is Friday and you know what next two days come after Friday! I have a lot of things to talk about today.

The nominations for the Oscars were announced!

There is a RUMOR, I repeat, RUMOR that Kimye is pregnant again.

Biebers troubles are far from over.

And Sugar Bear is the blame for the crash that hurt his family!

eye yi yi yi yi yi eye!

Have a great weekend!

What a Day it’s going to be!

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I can’t believe what is going on this week!

 

The Biebs house was raided and cocaine was found! We’ll see how long Justin stays out of jail.

The Bachelor has turned into an R-rated show with naked dating!

Jennifer Lopez says she’s not sure she will EVER marry Casper Smart!

John Gosselin admits he had a vasectomy! Doesn’t he want more kids?

RHOBH Brandi and Joyce sorta make up!

 

It’s going to be a crazzzy day!

Makeup Malfunctions on the Purple Carpet!

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Dammit! I have to get a new makeup Artist!

Happy 2014!

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Happy 2014! I am expecting a good year!  I have so much to be thankful for!

Let me take this opportunity again to thank you all for being such loyal readers. 

I hope we can all continue to be friends in the new year!

I wish you all a happy and healthy 2014!

All About Ciliterry!

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I thought this would be a good time to repost this for my new readers.

Happy New Year!

 

All About Me!

Hello and welcome to my very 1st blog! I have so much up to the minute knowledge about celebrities and news in general that I felt keeping it to myself was just plain WRONG! I have to do something with all this information before it takes up my entire brain and the important things like where I live or my real life start slipping away.

How the celebrities became my friends. Here is how it all started……

After 25 years as Management for a large company, where I left the house everyday and went to work with real people, I took a position as CFO of an IT company in another state which enabled me to work at home. I have been doing this for 4 years now.

I work alone so when it is time to take a break or have lunch, I have no one to talk to so I search the web. I have so many media sites I feel like they are places to go to meet my friends for drinks! Once a week I usually have lunch with Kim Kardasian trying like heck to get a glimpse of North or Teresa Guiduce to see if her and Joe are really going to jail for fraud. For those of you that don’t know…they have 39 counts against them and it DOES NOT LOOK GOOD ! They are looking at 50 years. No joke. The day I realized I knew more than I should is the day they had 10 babies and asked if you can identify their parents. I identified all ten!!! uye eye eye!!

Anyway, I thought I would condense all this knowlege for you people that have ‘real lives” and I would put it all in a blog for you to check out daily and get all the up to the minute news at one site.  What a timesaver for you celebrity junkies! I will have up to minute important news too! Who knows, I could be another Perez now that he has fathered a baby and is spending more time being a daddy. I could swoop right in! BTW, his baby is adorable!

Let me know if there is something you would like news on, I would be happy to have lunch or drinks with that person during my break one day.

So hang onto your hats!! I am going to introduce you to some of my celebrity friends and they are wild, crazy and anything but boring!Image

A Little Reflection….

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I am what you would call a cautious planner. Every part of my life is  and always has been planned for years ahead. What I have learned about “planning” is that nothing is what you ever plan or even think the future will be. I think back 20 years ago and I could NEVER think my life would be what it is today. I could think back 5 years ago and be amazed that all my future planning was for nothing because  I have changed  most of my plans. Don’t get me wrong, my planning for the future has helped me in a lot of ways, but I am ready to throw that planning out the window for 2014! I am going to live dangerously and not think about tomorrow. Only because things change so much that you really can’t plan for the future, so why not live for the day!

2013 was good to me in helping me come to this realization. Things happen and you must change the map of your path. All is good as long as you and your family are healthy and happy.  I am sure everyone agrees with me that Health is #1. If we have that, everything else will fall into place.

I wish a Healthy, Happy and Prosperous year for everyone and live a little more on the edge this year! 2014 is all about enjoyment and fun! I “plan” on planning nothing this year!

My Name is Zoom!

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My name is Zoom and I live on the moon
But I came down to earth Just to sing you this tune
‘cause B, it’s your birthday today!
A present for you I wanted to find, an outerspace creature, a one of a kind!
A wild whop or a kukelchoo, an apple drop or a buzzard stew
Or maybe a 3-eyed tickleshay for your birthday.

Happy Birthday B. Have a great day!

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