I Cracked the Case!

I FINALLY figured out why Kim looked so different on the tonight show. Here is a picture of her on the tonight show and another more recent one. Look at her upper lip.

Celebrities that Don’t Drink Alcohol.

Jennifer Hudson has never had a drink in her life!

Blake Lively does not drink and has never tried a drug in her life.

Kim Kardashian does not drink at all.

All of these women do not drink Alcohol because of a personal choice.

Money, Just give me Money!

The 18-year-old who Kanye West allegedly beat up last week in a chiropractor’s waiting room has approached the rapper, asking for a ton of money to settle the case without criminal prosecution … 

 The 18-year-old tell us … his lawyer called Kanye’s people and expressed the desire to strike a civil settlement — FOR A PRICE — several hundred thousand dollars.

We’re told the 18-year-old is adamant — he does NOT want to go through a public trial.  As we reported … Kim Kardashian claims the young man was hurling racial epithets, calling her a “n***er lover” among other things.  We’re also told he has not been responsive with the police since the incident.

As for the $$$ … although eyewitnesses in the Beverly Hill’s chiropractor’s office say Kanye pummeled the guy … we’re hearing he has no apparent injuries.  Nonetheless, avoiding a criminal trial has a price.

Sources say both sides are currently in negotiations.

Kanye pays out a lot of money for his actions. 

Too High to Care?

Lamar says his life is a continual learning experience and he doesn’t regret ‘mistakes’ he’s made in the past, including those he made in his failed marriage to Khloe Kardashian.

Lamar, 34, and Khloe, 29, had a four-year marriage with many highs and some pretty extreme lows. Lamar knows he’s the primary reason why their marriage failed but he has absolutely NO regrets, a source close to the former NBA star says.

“What’s done has already been done and both he and Khloe have to live with the results of both their mistakes and choices,” the source says. ”There’s not a blueprint for a perfect marriage. It’s a continual journey and you make mistakes along the way.”

We’re glad Lamar isn’t beating himself up over his past mistakes, but we hope he is at least reflecting on them!

Of course not! He doesn’t care because he feeds himself drugs all day and he could give a s..t about anything!

Lamar, I hope you live long enough to crap your self! Or maybe you already have!

Yep, I Would Want that for a Present.

Tis the season for public giving for Kim Kardashian and company.

Over the past few days, reality TV’s First Family has openly revealed a number of holiday gifts, from these designer items for little North West to this gift from Kim’s Hubby to be.

Now, keeping up with the obnoxious tradition, Kim has published a photo of a gift from Kanye West on Instagram: It’s a hand-painted Hermes purse that features a number of nude women across the front.

Makes perfect sense to us. What else do you get a woman who loves to pose nude herself?

Where are you going to use this? In your walk in closet?

Hilarious!

The Saturday Night Live skit “Waking Up With Kimye” got such a good response — though not from Kim Kardashian and Kanye West – when it first aired on Nov. 16, that the show decided to trot it out once again on Dec. 21. And the comedy show may have outdone themselves with the sequel.

The couple started off by bragging about Kim’s sexy bikini Us Weekly cover. “I’m starring in a book!” Kim gloated while Kanye added, “My genius fiancee’s body is back to a size I deem acceptable!”

So how did Kim lose the weight? “Through a healthy diet, regular exercise, and Photoshop!” Though we find out later from Kanye that Kim’s healthy diet means “not eating anymore” and “not getting hungry anymore.”

After Kanye called Kim “the Armenian Frank Gehry” and she called his dad “Mr. Black Guy” and “Morgan Freemans,” SNL then debuted their spoof for the “Bound 2″ music video. It was a Christmas version of the video, with Kim and Kanye bobbing up and down on Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer in front of a green screen. The perfect end to a perfect sketch.

If you haven’t seen this- Youtube it! It was hilarious! I’m surprised there hasn’t been a rant from Kanye. Maybe it’ will be in his new song.

Dissed By Barbara!

In the very last installment of “Barbara Walters’ Most Fascinating People,” Walters honored Kim Kardashian and Kanye West as a couple, while simultaneously skewering the authenticity of their relationship and taking aim at Kanye’s hubris as well as Kim’s lack of traditional talent.

Babs went so far as to run through a list of Kanye’s most notorious outbursts whilst postulating why Kim would ever fall for him in the first place — a portion of the segment which seems to be set to a sound bite most closely associated with “America’s Funniest Home Videos.”

 It seems like she just added them to the list so she can make fun of them. Why wouldn’t she just leave them off the list?

No, I am not a Kardashian

Good genes seem to run in the Richie family! Sofia Richie, Nicole’s little sis is a model.

The young beauty debuted her modeling skills in Teen Vogue last year, but now she’s featured in the lookbook for swimwear line Mary Grace Swim.

So, where does the teen get her style inspiration? Her big sister, of course!
“Nicole is definitely my style icon, and she’s the best person to go shopping with. She’s really honest. Other people are afraid to hurt your feelings, so they’ll tell you something’s cute when it isn’t, but she’ll be like, ‘No, discard that,'” Sofia says.

See….There ARE other people other than the Kardashian/Jenners

Really? I mean REALLY?

Patti Stranger, The Millionaire Matchmaker,  dishes on her celeb clients this season including Kim Kardashian’s bestie Jonathan Cheban who Patti labels as the next George Clooney. Yep, that’s right. She says he is “so not gay” and why his taste in women is similar to George’s.

Well, 1st of all, someone better tell Kim he is not gay so she stops undressing in front of him and laying in bed with him.

2nd, yea I am sure his taste in women is the same as George Clooney’s- no hooha’s wanted

3rd- How dare you compare Jonathon to George, how dare you!

Kanye Does it Again!

Kanye West may not be able to get Andy Warhol to paint a picture of who he considers “the most beautiful woman of all time,” but the rapper’s about to get the next best thing.  He has hired the late Warhol’s cousin, Monica Warhol, to paint a portrait of his fiancée Kim Kardashian.

Warhol spoke about her new commission, and says she thinks her famed cousin would have loved Kardashian.

“She’s famous for nothing,” Warhol said. “Kim is beautiful. She’s so manufactured. She looks like a human Barbie.”

 Fake hair, fake nails, fake eye lashes, botoxed face and fake behavior, yet a women will say she needs a real man!

Kim is eating this up. Hey Kris, maybe if you would have treated her like this, she wouldn’t have divorced you after 72 days!

Nothing Too Good for Us!

Fit for a queen! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are planning their very own royal wedding of sorts. The famously over-the-top couple have set their sights on France’s famed Palace of Versailles for their much-anticipated nuptials. 

“Kanye has never been married and wants a big [wedding],”  “They are not working with a budget.”

I’m sure it’s going to be the BIGGEST AND THE BEST WEDDING EVER! ( This according to Kanye)

Well…This is surprising…

Being a daddy hasn’t softened Kanye West — nor has it taught him patience.

The rapper threw a hissy fit on Saturday at the Tampa Bay Times Forum.

At one point, Kim Kardashian’s fiance says, “Stop it — What happened with the lights? Whatcha y’all doing?”

He then storms off stage. A few moments later, he gets on the mike and says, “Somebody come talk to me and tell me why they’re f***ing up the show in Tampa.”

Most of the 7,500 fans in the crowd seemed amused by his antics. The concert came to a halt for just over a minute — then the entertainer got ready to resume his performance, but the lighting folks jumped the gun, setting him off again!

“Turn them off,” Kanye yelled, “Turn all of them off. Turn both lights off now!”

Then Yeezus continued his concert.

I wonder if he knows he is considered a joke and everyone laughs at him?

It’s Finally Here! We can all Breath Now!

Holy crap commercialization of the holiday season, here’s the Kardashian Christmas card.

With dollar signs and gold and Egyptian-like tiaras everywhere, the Kardashians sure didn’t pull any punches with this year’s holiday card. Notably absent are Kanye West and Lamar Odom, and truth be told, good on them. This card is the most horrific, ostentatious display of BLECH that ever could be, and why not? It’s from the Kardashians.

This Guy…..

Kanye West thinks the Kardashian women should be praised for their interracial relationships.

The Kardashian women have only dated black guys and white guys so far, it’s not like they are dating every color of the rainbow, but sure, let’s praise them for it.

“A lot of what the Kardashians do, I don’t think they get enough credit for what they do,” Kanye revealed.

And what exactly is it that they “do”?

The Kardashian women should be praised for their interracial relationships? Really? What about Hiedi and Seal? Robin and Paula? Halle and Oliver? David Bowie and Iman? I could go on and on. Face it Kanye these woman are famous for nothin except their good looks and who knows how much of that is real!

This Guy Doesn’t Stop!

All hail baby North! Kanye gushes about his daughter in a new radio interview, saying that she’s on ‘a level of royalty like the prince and princess in London!’

As usual, Kanye, 36, laid it on thick when he was asked about his five-month-old daughter in a new interview with Power 105‘s The Breakfast Club on Nov. 26.

“My daughter is in a position of a level of royalty like the prince and princess in London,” Kanye brags.

Kanye is likely referencing the royal baby, Prince George, especially since Kim was coincidentally pregnant at the same time as the Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton.

Prince George may be in line for the crown — but nobody puts baby North in a corner! Kim and Kanye are definitely American royalty, so we guess that makes Nori America’s very own royal baby!

 Does he know everyone is laughing at him? He is so delusional!